oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I supernannyed him into submission
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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