Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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