Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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