Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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