Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
