Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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