Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.