i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
then he tried to convert me to islam
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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