i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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