I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You don't make any sense
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