Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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