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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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