But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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