What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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