Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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