its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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