his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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