Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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