My pussy is not your playground.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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