I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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