apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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