Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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