smell my finger.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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