would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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