There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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