Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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