dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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