hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sext me about skeletons
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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