Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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