We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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