it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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