i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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