you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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