is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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