so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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