Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i already hear my dad disowning me
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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