no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
