Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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