I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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