Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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