Dude my mom stole all your condoms
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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