we're blogging at a bar
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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