you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
