I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just tell him i said nine months
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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