how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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