Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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