How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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