508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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