ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize