She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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