so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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