Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
