Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It's Friday. Sex?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?