Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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