Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is