Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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